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As part of our ongoing agreement with the world’s superpowers to provide them with constant surveillance over the people, we have designed another swimsuit with hidden cameras covering the body. The live video is sent to a central command with our gullible customers none the wiser. It allows big brother to rule the world and gets us a medal every year for being such obedient servants to the greater good.


Funkita's classic training style with signature diamond back strap finish and modest rear coverage is perfect for lap sessions. Features a circular cut-out back. With front lining and Funkita embroidery, this easy style says it all.